Far away, beyond the mountains of words, far from the lands of vowels and consonants, live the dummy texts. They dwell in isolation within houses made of letters, on the shores of semantics—a vast ocean of languages. A small stream named Pons flows through their village, supplying them with the necessary rules. It is a veritable paradise where roasted sentence fragments fall right into one’s mouth. Not even the all-powerful punctuation marks hold sway over these dummy texts; it is, one might say, a life free from the constraints of orthography.

But one fine day, a small line of dummy text named Lorem Ipsum decided to venture out into the vast world of grammar.

The great Oxmox advised against it, for those lands were…